Good evening, erotiquettes!
Tonight, I have a very special treat for you.
This one is not just a brand new release, but an erotic masterpiece penned by none other than Alice May Ball.
The merits of illustrious authorship aside, this is easily one of the most epic stories I've ever read - and for one that clocks in just over 3,000 words, that's a pretty notable feat!
The name, you ask?
I Married a Wereosaur.
Come explore its mysterious depths with me after the jump!
Oh my God. Can I give something more than five stars?
Alice May Ball crafts an incredible story that is a mishmash of almost every erotic trope and cliché there is. Combined with the mystery and majesty of our late, great prehistoric pals, it really doesn't get much better than this.
What's more original than a pterodactyl ploughing a pretty research student? And there's a murder mystery, to boot!
Character Development: ★★★★★
With names like Carol (last name unknown) and Hardon Strong, I think you can figure it out for yourselves.
Very nearly perfect. The sentence structure wasn't always the choices I would have personally made, but there was nary a spelling error in sight.
Story Satisfaction: ★★★★★
Wonderful final words and the action ends exactly where it ought to. The characters had reached the apex of their development and all conflicts were resolved. Plus, a gory birth scene! That's the perfect way to put an end to the sexy fun times, if you ask me.
The Sex: ★★★
It's hard to cum while you're laughing. But Alice May Ball makes it possible.
If you're looking for something super sexy and serious, this may not be your cup of tea. But if you're looking for more of a hilarious sex-comedy, this is it!
You can purchase Alice May Ball's book by clicking the cover image at the top of this post. It is also available from Amazon.